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I already mentioned the surprisingly memorable ED theme and if you haven’t noticed, it is the only sound-related positive I mentioned. In essence, I agree, the music in this show is the least bad major aspect of the show, but that’s damning it with faint praise, insanely faint praise. It seems like a majority of the people who watch Hand Shakers seem to agree that if nothing else, the music in Hand Shakers is, if not necessarily exceptional, the best aspect of the show.

Might as well go in escalating order from the aspects that aggravated me the least to the ones that vexed me the most. Now for the plethora of reasons as to why that is…where do I begin with this? In every other way, this show is almost equally bad and there really is no one elephant in the room the room had to expand exponentially to fit nothing but elephants. Most likely a combination of the three, as this show has sent me into a blinding rage on multiple occasions.

Either this is the skill of me as a writer, proof that even absolute worthless garbage may not be so absolute in its worthlessness as I thought, or just me trying to make sure I don’t come off as a hateful, prejudiced maniac hating on the show blindly. To think I could squeeze even one decently sized paragraph out of the positives of this show without an incessant amount of filibusters. Admittedly this isn’t really much of a positive as it is damning with faint praise, but these are the best, least offensively poorly-written characters in the entire show, so we might as well take what we can get as fellow beggars. Oh, and the main character of the show has these two parents who are just sorta there, being lovey-dovey to each other, and they’re only there for approximately 4 scenes, none of which are terribly long.

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Whist many people would also praise or at least cite the music of the series as a point where the show didn’t detonate catastrophically, and I feel this only applies to the ED theme “Yume Miru Ame” by Akino Arai, which is actually a decently pleasant and quiet melody, a lowkey emotional piece that actually works, bolstering me desire to cry after each and every viewing of a single episode of this putrid abomination. Barring the CGI (which believe me, I’ll have a field day with), lighting (similar situation), and animation (take a wild guess), if you were to take a screenshot of the show, you would probably conclude that the show looks visually pleasing. The actual art for the characters looks really good, and immensely detailed. Remember the phrase “almost nothing positive” from literally a paragraph ago? Let’s get that “almost” out of the way. So, enough build-up let the slaughter begin. I feel no remorse or hesitation in calling this not only the worst anime of 2017, but the worst anime I have seen to date, probably a spectacular contender for the coveted title of “worst anime of all time”. It is a new level of bad, a new low of over and underproduced, over and under-thought rubbish that lacks any creativity whatsoever yet fails in ways that are either seemingly unheard of in and of itself, or unprecedented in its sheer magnitude of awful. If Big Order was that in the best way possible, this is in the worst way possible, for a myriad of reasons that will be demonstrated and abridged shortly. Released early in the winter season of 2017, it quickly rose to infamy for a planetoid-sized hoard of problems, with brutally vicious would-be critics such as myself describing it is a masterpiece of fail, among other things. What is there to say about this anime? Well, a lot actually, almost none of it positive. *some pages were torn out and writing on ones left is unreadable, but phrase: 'PLS KILL ME' seems to appear quite often*Īh, Hand Shakers, my mortal enemy. What is happening? The animations seem to be getting uglier by the episode - they were cool at start, but some scenes are just straight up disgusting. And if I seem like fading away, just lightly bump me or something. I offer you my soul, my matter, my everything, just stand by me at times like this. Why is it so far away? And I am not even half way through the anime. The only bright light is the 22 minute mark.

Where did they go so wrong? When I'm not bored, I have to deal with terrible awkwardness. I wasted all my anti-cringe supplies on elDlive and obtaining new ones appears more troublesome than I thought - it seems everyone is suffering from unnatural level of cringe. I don't know how much longer I will last.

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